I was doing some trimming and planting some new plants I won on an auction and my wife was talking on the phone with a dear friend. Our friends husband was caught cheating on her. My wife had her phone on speaker so I can hear the entire conversation. Our friend says to my wife, youre lucky your husband has never cheated on you. My wife replied, oh, he can never afford to have an affair. He has a fish tank. WTH! I busted out laughing!!
